Bob forgot Valentine’s Day.

His wife was really angry.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a large box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and began tearing away at the box.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since yesterday.


2 Cor 1.13