On Wed, 06-1-05 8:28 am
You are Pope John Paul II. You are a force to be reckoned with.
Which Twentieth Century Pope Are You?
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Cool, eh? I could have been the first married, Protestant pope. And I probably would have worn a baseball cap – St. Louis Cardinals, of course – or an Indiana Jones kinda hat. And tennis shoes or Doc Martens.
I also would have driven myself around, but only after trading in the popemobile for a Bugati.
I would have gone to all the great sporting events – which does not include the NBA finals or Wrestlemania. Bull riding would have been the official spectator sport of Catholicism – Bodacious the official mascot of Roman Catholicism – but golf would be a mandatory thing for all my faithful followers. Tiger Woods would be a cardinal, along with Albert Pujols and Mark McGwire. And Roger Federer.
I would have moved Vatican City to Tahiti or New Zealand just to get away from all the tourists in Rome and further away from France (I’m part French – no, not my tongue – so I can say that). VC would also have been wifi a long time ago.
The Lord of the Rings would be required reading in all services, and Gandalf would be the patron saint of everything. Aragorn would be my heir-apparent.
So, what about you? Not only what pope would you have been, but what would you have done? I mean, if I hadn’t been pope and you would have been. ‘Cause there can only be one pope at a time, after all.
Hmm. If you wish to come to Middle Earth we shall have to process your application. If approved you will have to declare any rings you are wearing or hiding in your luggage. And please be advised that Middle Earth will shortly be known as Narnia. We though a revamp would be fun and Aslan is on the move.