Thanks, but no. I appreciate the offer, but for what it’s worth, I don’t think I’ll jump on the bandwagon of the Emergent Church Movement just yet. I’m holding out.

No, what I’m waiting for instead of the Emergent Church Movement is the Detergent Church Movement, one that will emphasize cleaning up the sin in believers’ lives For a Tidy Life and a Tidy Church!(like mine) and in our doctrine (again, like mine). This, I think, is a lot more important right now than another “latest thing” movement.

Take Tide, for example. A “Tide Church Movement” could remove that nasty stain of sin, including gluttony (”fresh food”) and drunkenness (”drink”). That’s a movement worth getting behind, don’t you think?

So join me in my hold out, eh?

Be a member of the Detergent Church Movement.


2 Cor 1.13